An Open Letter to the Guys Who Stole My Wallet
What, did you think I wouldn't notice?
And is it really worth all the trouble just to buy two BART passes? You know, for all the phone calls I had to make-and the trip to the DMV-it would have been better just to ask me for the $128 bucks. Given a choice, I would have sooner coughed up the dough.
And Jesus Christ, if you're going to lift someone's wallet on the 45 Stockton, couldn't you steal from the tourists? Do you know how embarrassing it is to admit I wasn't paying attention for the two minutes it took you to fish my wallet out?
And by the way, the DMV has a really crappy policy of NOT changing driver's license numbers unless you have proof of identity theft already occurring. Way to be pro-active! But that's another letter altogether.
So merry freakin' Christmas, assholes.
And is it really worth all the trouble just to buy two BART passes? You know, for all the phone calls I had to make-and the trip to the DMV-it would have been better just to ask me for the $128 bucks. Given a choice, I would have sooner coughed up the dough.
And Jesus Christ, if you're going to lift someone's wallet on the 45 Stockton, couldn't you steal from the tourists? Do you know how embarrassing it is to admit I wasn't paying attention for the two minutes it took you to fish my wallet out?
And by the way, the DMV has a really crappy policy of NOT changing driver's license numbers unless you have proof of identity theft already occurring. Way to be pro-active! But that's another letter altogether.
So merry freakin' Christmas, assholes.
posted by DC Corso at 2:45 PM
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